Sometimes F1 can get very preditcable - delayed car launches, drivers' optimism for the new season, Helmut Marko angry - so here's some headlines you won't be reading in the 2013 season...
KIMI LAMENTS LACK OF RADIO CONTACT
"Tell me what I'm supposed to be doing!" yells Finn
BERNIE TO GO ON OPRAH WINFREY
Ecclestone says if Lance can do it, so can I
LAUDA AND STEWART SAY "NO COMMENT"
Ex champs' refuse to give opinions in 2013
PIRELLI TYRES TOO PREDICTABLE SAY TEAMS
"IT'S FELIPE'S TURN"
Alonso backs Massa title bid in Australia
"MY CAR IS PERFECTLY BALANCED!"
Jenson says every change he made before qualifying made the car go quicker
MONTEZEMOLO WANTED V6 TURBOS A YEAR EARLIER
"I love tiny turbo-charged engines" Ferrari chief waxes lyrical
MARK WILL BE NEXT RED BULL CHAMP: MARKO
Helmut admits he was wrong
BRAZIL GRAND PRIX IS GROSJEAN'S FIRST DNF OF 2013
'Mr Consistency' finally retires from a race
VETTEL LAID BACK ABOUT RED BULL UNRELIABILITY
"I laugh when I hear playbacks of me yelling 'Do something!' on team radio" admits Seb
MOVING TO MERC WAS MY BEST EVER DECISION: HAMILTON
AUTOSPORT EYES NEW HEADLINE VERB FOR PREVIEWS
MALDONADO ADMITS "IT WAS ALL MY FAULT"
Williams driver asks for 27 other events to be taken into account
SERGIO TOO PATIENT FOR HIS OWN GOOD: SAYS WHITMARSH
FERRARI SIGN UP ALGUERSUARI TO CORNER SPANISH DRIVER MARKET
Alonso, Gene and de la Rosa welcome Jaime aboard
SANTANDER ASK MASSA TO CHANGE NATIONALITY
Along with Roberto Smedley-Rivera and Stefano Domenicali-Lopez
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